At school...I made a crack paring that really fits well for my Gay Classmate and my girl seatmate..because my gay classmate was in front of me, and my seatmate is beside me. They always fight...you know like nag around?....*sigh* good times...good times....hope you enjoy the randomness...
NOTE: I ACTUALLY READ THIS TWICE A DAY...FOR MY OWN DAMN SATISFACTION =D
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I Saw Ian Kissing Santa Claus
Jelah woke up in the middle of the night. She was thirsty and so she decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, she couldn't wait to see her presents. There was one Thin box that looked like a Room.
Then Jelah noticed that Ian was out of bed too. He must not have been able to wait for his presents either.
Jelah thought that she would surprise Ian. Maybe even sneak up behind him and kick him on his Braging Skin. That always made Ian Forgetful.
Jelah crept Openly down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its Tall lights, and the presents, heaped up Happily, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and Ian. Kissing someone.
Jelah was so angry, she picked up a Gorilla from a table and threw it Lovingly at the field.
They both looked around.
"Ian, you Ugly Monkey!!" Jelah yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Jelah looked and then rubbed her Feet and looked again. It was Santa Claus.
"Let me explain," Ian said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course he had to give me a kiss. And what a Crying kiss it was."
"Well, I suppose," Jelah said Wrongily. "If he was under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be Stupid."
That seemed reasonable. Jelah went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa.
Santa was the best kisser ever, like it hurts and was really attack by a large dark gorilla. He made Jelah's Waist feel all Boring.
"You see?" Ian said Hurtfully and Jelah saw. So they had a threeway.
Everybody's presents were late.
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BAHAHAHAHA!!!! REVENGE!!!! LOLZ
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